Murderfist (the blog)

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Nov 8th, 2009 @ 1:43 am

MURDERFIST PRESENTS 1-800-FAT-BOYZ

@ 1:42 am

Oct 30th, 2009 @ 11:22 am

Two brand new Video sketch debut tonight!

I know, right?  It’s about fucking time. 

Anyhow, we finally have a couple of video sketches (shot and edited by the God-like Adam Wirtz) to debut at tonight’s show.  So not only are you gonna see four brand new sketches, you’re also gonna see Two never before seen videos and the musical clevland steamer that is Skulk the Hulking.  It’s only Ten bucks and it’s gonna be fucking dirty.   

Tonights show promises to bring with it:

Ass shiting

Weed

Mermen

Magical rock and roll (Twice!)

More of Jared Warner’s body than you could ever hope to see.

plus, there’s a possibility that you’ll get hit in the face by some candy. 

Oct 28th, 2009 @ 10:23 am

OFFICE EMPLOYEE #1:  Is Janet wearing jeans today?

OFFICE EMOPLOYEE #2: Yup.

OFFICE EMPLOYEE #1:  But it’s Wednesday.  Why does she get to wear jeans and we don’t. 

OFFICE EMPLOYEE #2:  Because she has cancer. 

OFFICE EMPLOYEE #1:  Oh….well I still think it’s bullshit. 

Sweet jesus, I love working in an office!

Oct 19th, 2009 @ 11:07 am

ALIGN YOUR ETERNAL SOUL WITH THE DEVIL!! Join us for LATE N SPOOKY: a comedy show for toddlers.
FRIDAY Oct. 30th @  11PM   $10
The Peoples Improv Theater154 West 29th Street, 2nd Floor

ALIGN YOUR ETERNAL SOUL WITH THE DEVIL!! Join us for LATE N SPOOKY: a comedy show for toddlers.

FRIDAY Oct. 30th @  11PM   $10

The Peoples Improv Theater
154 West 29th Street, 2nd Floor

Oct 17th, 2009 @ 4:20 pm

MURDERFIST is happy to announce it’s cursed blight will soon descend upon the Best Sketch in New York Showcase during the New York Comedy Festival.  The festival will be featuring comic geniuses such as Artie Lange, Patton Oswalt and the Corpse on a Mechanical Bull!!  We gonna burn that barn down to the ground!
Thursday November 5th, 8:00 PM - $10
THE BEST SKETCH IN NY SHOWCASE
The best sketch comedy groups in the best city in the world present their best sketches for the enjoyment of the best audience possible. See it so you can tell people, “It was the best!”
Featuring:Curtis Gwinn & John GemberlingMurderfistPangea 3000
Hosted by Donald Glover (NBC’s Community, Derrick)
PURCHASE TICKETS HERE

MURDERFIST is happy to announce it’s cursed blight will soon descend upon the Best Sketch in New York Showcase during the New York Comedy Festival.  The festival will be featuring comic geniuses such as Artie Lange, Patton Oswalt and the Corpse on a Mechanical Bull!!  We gonna burn that barn down to the ground!

Thursday November 5th, 8:00 PM - $10

THE BEST SKETCH IN NY SHOWCASE

The best sketch comedy groups in the best city in the world present their best sketches for the enjoyment of the best audience possible. See it so you can tell people, “It was the best!”

Featuring:
Curtis Gwinn & John Gemberling
Murderfist
Pangea 3000

Hosted by Donald Glover (NBC’s Community, Derrick)

PURCHASE TICKETS HERE

@ 3:02 pm

THE MURDERFIST SHOW running from October 14th to November 4th. It’s got the balls of Zeus.

THE MURDERFIST SHOW running from October 14th to November 4th. It’s got the balls of Zeus.

@ 2:39 pm

We got a brand new website you guys may want to check out. Go over to Murderfist.com and give it a looky-loo.

You may notice that our show dates are now posted on the main page so we’ll no longer be using tumblr to keep you updated on where and when we’re playing.

Don’t worry, your beloved Murderfist tumblr isn’t going anywhere…we just need to figure out what the fuck we’re gonna do with it.  Any suggestions?  email us at murderfistnyc@gmail.com and let us know what you wanna see up here.  We probably won’t listen to you but it’s worth a shot, right?  Go fuck yourselves.

Sincerely,

mrdrfist

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